More science jokes ;)

Favourite quote

My friend just said this is his favourite quote:
if you get with me you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

What a geek :D

The future…

Fire ice

Japan becomes the first country to unravel the mystery of 'Fire ice', unlocking the world's 'next major energy resource'

Methane hydrate, a sherbet-like substance buried beneath continental shelves around the world, has been tipped by energy experts to be the next major energy resource.

Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2292555/Japanese-breakthrough-country-extract-fuel-ice-reserves-locked-beneath-coast.html

Heart machines!

Heart machine that can save a cardiac patient SEVEN hours after they have apparently died

The Ecmo machine saves victims by taking blood out the body, getting rid of waste carbon dioxide and then pumping it back in full of oxygen - effectively replacing the heart.

Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2291113/Heart-machine-save-cardiac-patient-SEVEN-hours-apparently-died.html

Unlocking doors with your hand :O

Unlock your house with only your HAND: Amazing new system turns entire body into 'wire' that can electronically open doors

BodyCom uses the body as a wire to transmit an unlock code from a digitally signed fob in the user's pocket to a touch pad on whatever needs to be accessed.

Full Story:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2291487/How-body-house-key-New-makes-flesh-blood-link-digital-authentication-process.html